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From the July issue of Playboy:

“TURN-ONS: Humble guys who are fun, smart, manly, thoughtful, surprising, giving, patient and not too tall.”

I guarantee if I ever met this girl in a bar–or wherever I would happen to meet her–she would run off after the guy with the most rigid set of abs. She’s a Playmate, for Christ’s sake. Pretty much any guy she could ever want and she dropped my description? I believe, dear reader, that she is naught but a tease. Good morrow.

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